The Computer swallowed Grandma.  Yes, honestly it`s true.

She pressed `control` and `enter` and disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely, the thought just makes me squirm.

She must have caught a virus or been eaten by a worm.

I`ve searched through the recycle bin and files of every kind;

I`ve even used the Internet,  but nothing could I find.

In desperation, I asked Google my searches to refine.

The reply from him was negative, not a thing was found `on line`.

So, if inside your `In-Box`, My Grandma you should see,

Please `copy`, `scan` and `paste` her and send her back to me.

Go on - laugh!!

Irene